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  • ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

    If My Dog Could Talk

    • Dog: WAT DOING
    • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
    • Dog: WHERE GO
    • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
    • Dog: CAN I COME
    • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
    • Dog: I COME TOO
    • Dog: WAT DOING
    • Me: I need to open this door.
    • Dog: I HALP
    • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
    • Dog: I HALP
    • Me: Sigh.
    • Dog: WHERE GOING
    • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
    • Dog: CAN I COME
    • Me: Sure.
    • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    • Me: No please don't you are-
    • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    • Me: No there's no room and-
    • Dog: LAP
    • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
    • Dog: RIGHT HERE
    • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
    • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
    • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
    • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
    • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    • Me: I AM
    • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
    • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
    • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
    • Me: .......

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    ibleedkalejuice:

dynastylnoire:

THIS FREAKING WEBSITE

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    stunningpicture:

The ocean is inside of this opal.

    helioscentrifuge:

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    sextronautt:

    we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

    Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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    babybuttercups:

    when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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